New Year S Resolution Jokes

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I will not bore my boss with the same excuse for taking leaves. No dieting all year long. They seriously are the first step to becoming a better person.

Woah that was my resolution too. John at a new year s party turns to his friend dave and asks for a smoke. My new year s resolution was to get my wife pregnant.

Then how was your new year s resolution to get your wife pregnant. I thought you made a new year s resolution and that you don t smoke dave says. What is the most common new years resolution.

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Put the subtitles on your tv. Anonymous this new years i m going to make a resolution i can keep. I will think of some more excuses.