New Year S Resolution Jokes Humor

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New year s resolution jokes humor. Funny resolution for new year most of the time resolution go in vein we think of achieving something big in our life but these resolutions fades with time so here are some real life my new year resolution funny jokes and messages enjoy reading these jokes on new year resolution and do share with your friends and loved ones. Bill vaughan a new year prayer for the elderly new year. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves.

My new years resolution for 2020 took me awhile to focus on but i think i ve got it. To tolerate fools more gladly provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. A big list of new year jokes.

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John at a new year s party turns to his friend dave and asks for a smoke. 15 funny new year s resolutions. My new year s resolution was to lose 30 lbs.

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