New Year Resolutions Jokes Quotes

My new year s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so i look skinnier.

New year resolutions jokes quotes. A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. With the days counting down to the new year we re all ready and excited about the amazing things in store for us. Click here for 40 inspirational new year s resolution quotes and sayings.

Anonymous this new years i m going to make a resolution i can keep. James agate now there are more overweight people in america than average weight people. New years resolution quotes quotes tagged as new years resolution showing 1 22 of 22 i will not fall for any of the following.

No dieting all year long. May all your troubles last as long as your new year s resolutions joey admas. Joey adams may this new year be full of joy may your resolutions last as long as your cravings for unhealthy food and may you feel the magic of the new year in your heart.

Just to add a little flavor to our serious resolutions check out these funny quotes on them. Alcoholics workaholics commitment phobics people with girlfriends or wives misogynists megalomanics chauvists emotional fuckwits or freeloaders perverts helen fielding bridget jones s diary. A new year s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

To tolerate fools more gladly provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. Women get a little more excited about new years eve than men do. I will not bore my boss with the same excuse for taking leaves.

10 jokes on new years resolutions the lighter side of the serious to do list making. May all your troubles last as long as your new year s resolutions joey adams every year we try to diet and exercise. May be this year our plans will work.