New Year Greetings Jokes

What do you call always wanting a date for new year s eve.

New year greetings jokes. I plan to have a new year resolution that i can keep. My new year s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half full with either rum vodka or whiskey. New year s eve is the one day when you can drop the ball.

May all your troubles last as long as your new year resolutions. Women get a little more excited about new years eve than men do. Funny new year messages.

They re short and sweet and great for card messages or text messages. I will think of some more excuses. All i wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night happy new year.

The best way to never have to break any of your new year resolution is to not make any. I have to do it all over again. My friend asked me where i see myself in the new year.

Howie gonna stay up till midnight. Funny new year resolutions jokes. To tolerate fools more gladly provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

I will not be dieting the coming year. No dieting all year long. New years eve one liners a new year s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.